Siobhan Kennedy-Clarke’s classic film reviews
Our fictitious reviewer Siobhan (KayCee) didn't have much of an education but she's passionate about films
I know a lot or people think this is just a “chick flick” which is a quite insulting description if you ask me because what’s wrong with a film that appeals mainly to women it’s just like action adventure films are mainly aimed at men and there pretty brainless a lot of them I mean the films not the guys although I suppose they can be dumb too.
Bridget Jones is this 30-something English girl whose just doing what we all trying to do get along in the world and be successful and happy she’s played by Renee Zellweger who does a fantastic job with the English accent you would never think she was a yank. She is also good looking but not too glamorous and perfect which is important cos most of us like to think we’re okay looking but we know we’re not supermodel material. In real life Renee didn’t like her appearance much it seems because last year she had a facelift and now she looks completely different she had a bit of a squinty eyed look and I guess she didn’t like that but most people I know thought she looked fine so it just goes to show.
Bridget works for a book publisher in London and her boss is Hugh Grant well he’s Daniel but he’s played by Hugh Grant who is just being himself as usual charming and funny and sexy and Bridget fancies him like mad but he’s the kind of guy that’s never really going to go for someone ordinary like her and he’ll always be cheating on his woman anyway whoever she is.
But there’s this other guy played by Colin Firth Mr Darcy from the TV Pride and Prejudice and he’s called Darcy in the film I suppose that’s an in-joke or something. Mark Darcy. He’s Colin Firth being himself too he’s as good looking as Hugh Grant he just seems more serious and not so much fun I suppose that all depends on what your looking for if you like a guy who can talk serious about things rather than thinking the only fun is when he’s trying to get you in bed then he’s more your type.
Mark is really more the kind of guy you’d pick for Bridget because even though he is a bit uncool sometimes so is she I suppose that is all the film is about there’s no big plot and no drama it’s just you sitting there hoping she’s going to come out ahead. Me I would probably bonk the smooth one and dump him and try to make sure no one finds out and then get with the nice guy and live happily ever after but I don’t know if it is ever that simple is it.
They tried to cash in on this film with a sequel Edge of Reason but of course it wasn’t as good. They try to make out there doing you a favour with sequels because there giving you more of what they know you like but really they are thinking if you forked out for the first one you might fork out for a second helping but it don’t work like that do it? Were not stupid.