You know the kind of thing: 10 celebrities who were not well known before they became famous, 10 actors who can make their own pasta etc. etc.
These are some of the reasons they normally come in packs of 10.
- People on the net are too busy to read for more than a couple of minutes at a time. There’s other mindless stuff to look at.
- Concentration is a dirty word. All words ending in ation are dirty
- If you take your eyes off the porn for too long, someone else will grab it, stuff it down their jeans and run away.
- The ‘writers’ want to get it finished so they can head over to redtube because there’s something they want to stuff down their jeans and run away with.
- Most people can only count up to 10. Apart from Carol Vorderman, who can do it in her head.
- Nobody cares about the subjects anyway – not you, not your airhead mates and certainly not the ‘writers’.
- Actually, somebody does care: the people who are being ridiculed (if any).
- And their Mum.
- And their best friend.
- Err… Think, man! Think!